i thought this was going to be an onion article
it’s from rolling stone
reblog if you hate 6th grade! the teachers are out to get you and everyone is changing :(
what you say: tru
what I hear: True Jackson VP was filmed in front of a live studio audience
"i don’t like one direction. they’re so gay," i say. my fellow single heterosexual bros erupt in applause. i receive 50 Man points and level up to become the Manliest of Men. i’m so original and creative. what a sick burn.
this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid