my name is maria and i stay up at night thinking about puns and music
nerd
Me: I'd like a Coke.
Waiter: is Pepsi okay?
Me: yeah, she's fine. the surgery went well and she's looking at a full recovery.
Waiter: fantastic. I can't wait to see you two drop by here again. she's a nice gal even though she's got an odd name. I'll bring your Coke around in just a moment.

fursonja:

memes today arent what they used to be. im a REAL MEME fan.

you say doge, i say all your base are belong to us

you say you came out to have a good time, i say LEEROYYY JENNNNNNKIIIINNNNNSSSSSSS

you say rage faces, i say never gonna give you up

reblog if youre part of the 2% of trolls left who like REAL MEMES btw im 14